A Story From the Mental Hospital
Jason and Marie were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jason suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Marie promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled him out.When the medical director became aware of Marie's Heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.When he went to tell her the news, he said,
"Marie, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses".
"The bad news is that Jason, the patient you saved hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe.
I am so sorry, but he's dead".
Marie replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"
HAHA: )Smile and laught really can bring good health. : p
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